My snappy responses to inane LinkedIn pitches

Do unsolicited LinkedIn pitches want to make you scream, or do you want to respond ala the legendary Al Jaffee when someone sends you something that you don’t need?

Jaffee, who worked for Mad Magazine and with Stan Lee as a humorist and columnist, would create what I remember as “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.”

For example, I remember one strip where it was raining, and one person asked the other if he thought it was going to rain.